I Hate My Handwriting

I am not consistent. I don’t like myself. So I change my handwriting. You can figure a person out by their handwriting.

Do their “I’s” look conceited?

Do their “U’s” have a feeling of longing?

Do their “T’s” taste good?

Do their “W’s” look friendly?

Do their “O’s” seem surprised?

So because I’m not consistent and because I don’t like myself and because I change my handwriting, I bet my words look like lies. But if they aren’t conceited, and they don’t seem desperate, and they taste good, and they're friendly, and they're surprising, then I’m okay. Because then I’ve got you believing that I love my handwriting.

And that’s fine with me.